MANly Monday: I Jumped Some Man!

I did, I swear! Well kinda – he walked by as I was entering one of my new, favorite neighborhood haunts [Brookland’s Finest]. I grabbed his arm – yes, I entered his personal space without even asking! – and said, “Excuse me and I know this is gonna sound weird but, you smell great! What are you wearing?” He chuckled [thank God!] and said, “Other than my clothes, I assume you’re talking about my cologne and it’s John Varvatos Artisan Acqua.”

BTW ~ if you didn’t get a gift yet (besides ‘shame on you!’, scoop this and it’ll be all better)